Friday, May 22, 2009

12 Types Of Men

Couldn't resist

1. MR. THUG LIFE
Advantages
a. Real good at making love
b. Fun and exciting
c. Makes you laugh
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you
Disadvantages
a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Always got drama
c. Stays a thug forever
d. In and out of jail

2. MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL
Advantages
a. Will take you out in the beginning
b. Will introduce you to all his friends
c. Compliments you all the time
Disadvantages
a. Has a girlfriend who he`s been with since the 2nd grade
b. Will not get rid of her
c. He tells you about her after you`ve fallen in love with his*bleep*

3. MR. BIG BALLA
Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Has alot of style to him
c. Will show you some of the nice things in life
Disadvantages
a. Never returns your pages
b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.

4. MR. I`M IN THE INDUSTRY
Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumpin parties
b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation
c. Tends to dress nice
Disadvantages
a. You don`t know if he`s gay, straight or bi
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment
c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumpin parties, then there`s drama at the door
d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn`t know any of them personally

5. MR. INTELLECTUAL

Advantages
a. Book smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job
Disadvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Doesn`t know what the hell he`s doin in bed
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again

6. MR. GHETTO

Advantages
a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!
b. Makes you laugh
c. Got mad style and flava
d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy
e. Says he want a real relationship
Disadvantages
a. He got 3 or more baby mommy`s
b. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the food
c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself
d. Comes home at 3:00 am and says he was out with his boys

7. MR. I`M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN
Advantages
a. Will teach you about black history
b. Revolutionary
c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually &emotionally
d. Wants a wife and family
Disadvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a white girl
b. Has no money or a job
c.Doesn`t own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage and sweats
d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, con ass motha*bleep*

8. MR. TOO DAMN GOOD
Advantages
a. Will introduce you to his mother
b. Has a job and will take you out
c. Will give you money for your bills if you need it
d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday
Disadvantages
a. Sometimes he goes or church on Sunday
b. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life
c. Wears fake Movado &Rolex watches when he goes to the club
d. Ignores you when the game is on because he takes sports too serious- Because he didn`t make it professionally
e.You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you

9. MR. PLAYA

Advantages
a. Will tell you the truth - that you`re not the only one
b. Sometimes he`s fairly decent in bed
c. He tells you that you`ve changed him and he`s ready to settle down
d. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him)
Disadvantages
a. He doesn`t acknowledge you in public, especially if there`s other women around
b. Generally he is a punk (won`t stand up for anything)
c. He expects you to believe all his lies just because he told you the truth about other women
d. After you catch his lyin` ass, he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway

10. MR. I HAVE A JOB
Advantages
a. Of course.... he has a job
b. Doesn`t have too many bad habits
c. Will take care of you when you`re sick
d. Tells you that he is in love with you
Disadvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he`s a shiftless, lazy son-of-a-*bleep* who wants you to do all the wifely duties but won`t give you a ring.
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you
c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later

11. MR. BEST FRIEND
Advantages
a. He`s your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very well
b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems
c. The ultimate gentleman
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor
Disadvantages
a. You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain`t about shit either!
b. Now, you gotta find a new best friend because you can`t stand his ass no more

12. MR. RIGHT

Advantages
a. He loves God and takes his relationship with God seriously
b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionally
c. He will love you even when you are not lovable
d. He has a career and not a job!
e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man
f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200% quota - 100% him and 100% you
g. He doesn`t have a bunch of kids and babies mommas - he`s smarter than that.
h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man
i. He was cute when you met him. But, after spending sometime you see he`s fine as hell!
j. He can dress - knows the difference b/t formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hat
h. He loves his mother and respects women
Disadvantages
a. You`ve never met him and if you did he already has a girl/wife. Or he's GAY>

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Art of the Day ..by brian m viveros

love this painting. It funny an d I think of a new story everytime I see it. So no thoughts from me u do your own thinking for once!
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Saturday, May 9, 2009

What has this industry come to?

Okay so I've been meaning to touch on this subject for a minute. I don't know what made me keep putting it off, but with the recent events
that just happened I must speak on it. It seem to me that the industry as a whole has it's head in a dark cloud. I mean with T.I going to jail any day now, to Alfamega being a DEA informant, and the Oh HELL NAH(ness) happening with the naked pic; I don't' know where to begin. The Informant situation is the one that burn me the most, because of the FAKE ASS people that were vouching for him in the first place. It seems to me that it's a lot of money hungry folk out there that will do anything for some spotlight. Now when i speak of people that are trying to rob the industry this is exactly what I'm talking about. There are certain people that co-sign for artist without actually listening to the music, liking the music, knowing shit about hip-hop, just because they are paid too. I mean do what you have to do for a paycheck, but that makes us all look shady. This is just my thoughts on it but it's 1st off: Hella offensive to the artist, the game, the people that work in this industry for the love of it; and lastly makes you look like an ass when it all blows up. LIKE THIS SITUATION. As for the naked pics thing; I can't say anything negative about them, only to the lowlifes that hacked/leaked the pics. And if they are doing it for publicist then it's they VaJay-Jay do with it what you want.

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Saturday, May 2, 2009

New To This Bloggin Thing. What to expect

Okay so I'm new to the whole "blogging" but indeed a fan of others. I'm very opinonated in response to others. What you can expect from me is honesty, the truth, and my real feelings. I'm very cultured and open minded, so if I post something and you don't agree keep that in mind. If your in this craziness I call "the industry" on any side stay tuned you'll love by blogs.

Thats all for now
I'm LOCKED IN